ISBN: Ostalo
Godina izdanja: 1969
Jezik: Engleski
Autor: Strani

Henny Youngman - 400 Traveling Salesmen`s Jokes
Pocket Books, 1969
125 str.
meki povez
stanje: dobro

With bushel of apples, you can have a hell of a time with the doctor`s wife.
With due respect to old Charlie Darwin, although man has learned enough through evolution to walk in an upright posture, his eyes still swing from limb to limb.
Many a man has been slapped because his hand was quicker than the aye.
First prize at a recent costume ball went to a young woman wearing a maternity jacket over her dress, together with the sign: `I SHOULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT.`
What some young ladies refer to as a diary might be more aptly described as a whodunit.
The Italian government is installing a clock in the leaning tower of Pisa. Reason? What good is it if you have the inclination and you don`t have the time?
Some of the best bedtime stories can be found in motel registers.
A good golfer has to break 80, but a good chorus girl only has to bust 36.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
Rules are the means of a girl`s assessing which man she likes well enough to break them for.
Some girls are music lovers. Others can love without it.
Women are to blame for most of the lying men do. They insist on asking questions.
Many girls like the quiet things in life - like the folding of a hundred-dollar bill.
Some women can take a man to the cleaners as soon as they spot him.
The best years of a woman`s life are usually counted in man-hours.
Many a girl is looking for an older man with a strong will - made out to her.
Some girls ask the boss for advances on next week`s salary. Others ask for salary on next week`s advances.
The man who can read women like a book usually likes to read in bed.
Whoever it was who first called women the fair sex didn`t know much about justice.
The popular girl is the one who has been weighted in the balance and found wanton.
There are more important things than money, but they won`t date you if you don`t have any.
It`s easy to lie with a straight face, but it`s nicer to lie with a curved body.
When the struggling stenographer quits struggling, she discovers she doesn`t have to be a stenographer.
Girls believe in love at first sight. Men believe in it at first opportunity.


Non-Fiction, Humor